Stop the Car!!!!!

As the kids and I were driving down a country road the other day, I noticed something very interesting in the middle of the road. So I slammed on my brakes, backed up the car, told Mason to join me outside..... the story ends with a pet turtle named Nairy. I'm like, lets just put him in a box and throw some leaves in! Turns out Nairy eats goldfish, guppies, crickets, and worms and needs a heat lamp. How do I end up with these high maintenance pets?! Well there is no sending him back to the wild. Veterinarian bound Mason would never allow that.Lord help me. Now we not only need a dog sitter for the next 2 weeks but we also need a turtle sitter!